Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Burrrr!

Burrrr, I thought we were done with the cold weather?  Well spring is here and soon it will be all sun and water!  If you're planning your vacation come to the Lake of the Ozarks, have fun and save on gas!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Lake Front Condominiums

We have some great condos for lease.  Call Andy today to set up your showing and find the perfect lake view condo.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Brand New Reservation System!

We are so excited! Yesterday afternoon our new online reservation system lauchned. Come see our new site and book your vacation rental today! www.keystothelakereservations.com or to to our main site and click online reservations!

Friday, March 4, 2011

Summer Trip Anyone?

Call and book your summer vacation today! We have many spectacular condominiums available all around the lake area. As always there is no cleaning fee and if you pay for 6 nights you get the 7th free!

Joke of the day

One day, two planes land at an airport. President George W. Bush gets out of one. A man wearing a white robe gets out of the other and starts walking away. The Pesident catches up to him, and says, "Excuse me sir. Are you Moses?" the man keeps walking. The president follows him. "Excuse me sir. Are you Moses. The man keeps on walking. The president runs ahead of the man and stops him, repeating himself once more. "Excuse me sir. Are you Moses. finally, the man stopped and replied, "Yes, but the last time i talked to a bush i ended up wandering the desert for 40 years."

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Moving?

If you're looking to move somewhere with a great view call Andy today and he'll help you find exactly what you're looking for.

Today is going to be beautiful!  Low to mid 60's with lots of sun!

Joke of the day

When a woman decided to send the old family Bible to her brother in another state, the postal worker asked her if there was anything breakable in the package. "Only the Ten Commandments," she replied.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Spending Cash!

Want to make some extra spending cash this summer? Call Danielle today to discuss putting your condo or home onto our vacation rental program.

Joke of the day:

Father O'Malley answers the phone. "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is"
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can"
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
"I do"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is"
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will".

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Long Term Rentals

We have new rentals in the Camdenton School District.  Call Andy today to talk about locations and to set up your showing!