Thursday, December 30, 2010

Happy New Year!

There is so much to do tomorrow night!  Everyone be safe and remember to thank God for the blessings of 2010 and the blessings to come in 2011.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Happy Monday!

We hope everyone enjoyed Christmas and that you are plannig a safe New Year's Eve!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Merry Christmas!

We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, & a happy New Year!
Drive safely and remember the reason for the season!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Snow

Hope everyone is getting ready for the snow storm you better make sure you have all your Christmas shopping done tomorrow!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

Burrrrrrrrrr

Wow is it cold and gloomy outside!  Everyone make sure that you are wearing a warm coat and if you have extras take them to First Family Church this month for the coat drive.

It doesn't look like there's any snow in the forcast for this weekend so try to get out and finish that Christmas shopping while the roads are clear.

Joke of the day:
Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.

When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.

I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, "It's something like your sister's room, but without a stereo."




Thursday, December 16, 2010

Thursday Night?

Looking for something to do this evening how about:
16 December Blues Venues
Don Akers
Chicago Bros. Pizza  5-7

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

How Exciting!

Christmas is next week and it's going to snow and ice today!  Everyone make sure that you are prepared with lots of food and plenty of ice melt. 

Joke of the day!
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

Answer... "They're Carol's."

Friday, December 10, 2010

Friday Night!

Looking for something to do tonight look no further
Blues Venues
Don & Suzy Akers
Inn at the Grand Glaize 8:30-11:30 PM
Complimentary Nuts
...Chevy’s Bar & Grill 8-12 PM
Mike V
JJs at the Copperpot 6-10PM

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Happy Day!

Here at Keys to the Lake we are having a wonderful time preparing for the Christmas Season!  We hope you all are doing so as well and that you are cherishing the time that you can spend with your family.

Joke of the day:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females do so). Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December.
      
      Female reindeer, however, retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen.... had to be a female.
      
      We should've known this when when they were able to find their way

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Gloomy Saturday!

Wow it looks like it could snow outside.  Here at Keys to the Lake we all hope that everyone is having a wonderful time preparing for Christmas, and we have the perfect place to get you into the sprit.  Tomorrow at 9am and 10:45am First Family Church will be having their Christmas service the "Star" don't miss it!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday!  If you're interested in a lease with an option to buy call today and we'll give you a listing of available properties!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Good Afternoon!

We hope everyone is having a spectacular afternoon!  If you're looking for a new place to rent call today and we'll get you set up on a property tour.

Good Morning!

Good morning!  If you all are looking for something to do with the family this weekend why not try out the light park at Osage Beach City Park, lakeholidaylights.com.  Also First Family Church will be having their Christmas service this Sunday called the "Star".  Services start at 9am and 10:45am there are activities for all ages, it's going to be great so don't miss this opportunity!

Joke of the day!
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started "Dear Santa...", he thought "No, I will go to a higher authority", so he decided to write a letter to Jesus.

"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good for two weeks.."

"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for two weeks", he thought to himself.

So he started all over again...

"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas I will be good for one week."

"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for one week", he thought to himself.

So he quickly ran to the Study room and grabbed their statue of Mary, and quickly wrapped it up in a blanket.

He started all over again.

"Dear Jesus, I have your mother...if you ever want to see her again...get me a bike for Christmas!"