Thursday, December 30, 2010

Happy New Year!

There is so much to do tomorrow night!  Everyone be safe and remember to thank God for the blessings of 2010 and the blessings to come in 2011.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Happy Monday!

We hope everyone enjoyed Christmas and that you are plannig a safe New Year's Eve!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Merry Christmas!

We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, & a happy New Year!
Drive safely and remember the reason for the season!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Snow

Hope everyone is getting ready for the snow storm you better make sure you have all your Christmas shopping done tomorrow!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

Burrrrrrrrrr

Wow is it cold and gloomy outside!  Everyone make sure that you are wearing a warm coat and if you have extras take them to First Family Church this month for the coat drive.

It doesn't look like there's any snow in the forcast for this weekend so try to get out and finish that Christmas shopping while the roads are clear.

Joke of the day:
Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.

When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.

I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, "It's something like your sister's room, but without a stereo."




Thursday, December 16, 2010

Thursday Night?

Looking for something to do this evening how about:
16 December Blues Venues
Don Akers
Chicago Bros. Pizza  5-7

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

How Exciting!

Christmas is next week and it's going to snow and ice today!  Everyone make sure that you are prepared with lots of food and plenty of ice melt. 

Joke of the day!
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

Answer... "They're Carol's."

Friday, December 10, 2010

Friday Night!

Looking for something to do tonight look no further
Blues Venues
Don & Suzy Akers
Inn at the Grand Glaize 8:30-11:30 PM
Complimentary Nuts
...Chevy’s Bar & Grill 8-12 PM
Mike V
JJs at the Copperpot 6-10PM

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Happy Day!

Here at Keys to the Lake we are having a wonderful time preparing for the Christmas Season!  We hope you all are doing so as well and that you are cherishing the time that you can spend with your family.

Joke of the day:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females do so). Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December.
      
      Female reindeer, however, retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen.... had to be a female.
      
      We should've known this when when they were able to find their way

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Gloomy Saturday!

Wow it looks like it could snow outside.  Here at Keys to the Lake we all hope that everyone is having a wonderful time preparing for Christmas, and we have the perfect place to get you into the sprit.  Tomorrow at 9am and 10:45am First Family Church will be having their Christmas service the "Star" don't miss it!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday!  If you're interested in a lease with an option to buy call today and we'll give you a listing of available properties!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Good Afternoon!

We hope everyone is having a spectacular afternoon!  If you're looking for a new place to rent call today and we'll get you set up on a property tour.

Good Morning!

Good morning!  If you all are looking for something to do with the family this weekend why not try out the light park at Osage Beach City Park, lakeholidaylights.com.  Also First Family Church will be having their Christmas service this Sunday called the "Star".  Services start at 9am and 10:45am there are activities for all ages, it's going to be great so don't miss this opportunity!

Joke of the day!
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started "Dear Santa...", he thought "No, I will go to a higher authority", so he decided to write a letter to Jesus.

"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good for two weeks.."

"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for two weeks", he thought to himself.

So he started all over again...

"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas I will be good for one week."

"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for one week", he thought to himself.

So he quickly ran to the Study room and grabbed their statue of Mary, and quickly wrapped it up in a blanket.

He started all over again.

"Dear Jesus, I have your mother...if you ever want to see her again...get me a bike for Christmas!"

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!

It's a blustery day here at Lake of the Ozark, with a snowflake or two in the wind.  Here at Keys to the Lake we have so many things to be thankful for.  Find 5 things to be thankful for today and have an amazing day! 

Monday, November 29, 2010

3 bedroom rental available

3 bedroom 2 bath condo at Country & Racquet Club available includes water, sewer, trasher, basic cable, internet, weight facility, indoor pool, outdoor pools, tennis courts and much more!!!   Call today

Looking for a new home for the holidays?

We currently have a large list of rental properties available.  Call Nikki today and set up your showing we have 1 bedrooms available all the way up to 5 bedroom homes. 

Joke of the day!

The pastor was looking over the crèche the day after Christmas when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing. He went outside and saw a little boy pulling a new red wagon. In the wagon was Jesus.

We walked up to the boy and said, "Hi, there. Where did you get the baby Jesus?"

The boy answered honestly, "In the church."

"Why did you take him?" the pastor asked.

"Well," said the boy, "I prayed to the Lord Jesus and asked him for a wagon for Christmas. I told Him that if He gave me one, I'd take Him for a ride in it."

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Happy Weekend

We hope everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving and saved lots of money with shop til you drop black friday!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Happy Turkey Day!

Happy Thanksgiving!  Drive carefully and eat plenty of turkey with all the trimmings!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Almost Thanksgiving!

We hope all is going well with the Thanksgiving Day preperations.  We want to remind everyone to drive safely and that being late is better than not arriving at all!  It looks like tonight and tomorrow are going to be rainy and cool so don't forget the jacket when making a last minute run to the store for that one forgotten ingrediant.

Joke of the day:

There were these two boys who lived with their Grandma. They were about to go to bed but before they slept they prayed. The older son started to pray. He prayed about the day he had and about everything he had done. The younger son then started to pray, he prayed much louder than his elder brother, he prayed for bikes and toys, and when he finished the older brother asked him "Why are you praying so loud? God is not deaf" and the younger son responded and said " Yea but Grandma is"

Monday, November 22, 2010

Rain rain go away!

Wow, it's been a wet and dreary day!  Although it's the perfect weather for some chili, anyone have some good recipe's.  Thanksgiving is coming quick and it's that time of year of Christmas shopping.

Joke of the day:

      It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols.
      
      Being someone who took Christmas very seriously, and being slightly tired, he was not in a particularly good mood. (Almost a scrooge) Going to check in his luggage (which, for some reason, had become one suitcase with entirely new clothes), he saw hanging mistletoe. Not real mistletoe, but very cheap plastic with red paint on some of the rounder parts and green paint on some of the flatter and pointer parts, that could be taken for mistletoe only in a very Picasso sort of way.
      
      With a considerable degree of irritation and nowhere else to vent it, he said to the attendant, "Even if we were married, I would not want to kiss you under such a ghastly mockery of mistletoe."
      
      "Sir, look more closely at where the mistletoe is."
      
      "Ok, I see that it's above the luggage scale which is the place you'd have to step forward for a kiss."
      
      "That's not why it's there."
      
      "Ok, I give up. Why is it there?"
      
      "It's there so you can kiss your luggage good-bye."

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Looking for a new home?

Interest rates are lower than ever!  For all your real estate needs call Sherri Weeg.  We hope that everyone is enjoying getting ready for Thanksgiving, but if you're coming to the lake to shop don't forget call Danielle!

Joke of the day:

How to Get Into Heaven

A man dies and mets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says to the man, "Here's how it works. You need to have one hundred points to get into heaven. You tell me about all the good things you've done. They are all worth a certain number of points. If your total is one hundred or more, you can come in."
"Well," says the man. "I was happily married to the same woman for 52 years. I never looked at another woman. I was attentive and loved her dearly."
"That's great," says St. Peter. "That'll be two points."
"Hmmm," says the man. "This is going to be harder than I thought. Well, I attended church regularly, volunteered my time and tithed faithfully."
"Wonderful," says St. Peter, "That's worth another point."
"One point!" says the man. "Okay, okay. I was involved with a prison ministry for twenty-five years. I went into the prison, at least monthly, and shared Jesus with them."
"Wow!" says St. Peter. "That's another two points!"
"Only two points!" says the man. "At this rate, it'll be only by the grace of God that'll I'll ever get into this place."
"Bingo!" says St. Peter. "That's one hundred points! Come on in."

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Rainy Day

It's another dreary day here at Lake of the Ozarks.  Although this is the kind of wether to get ready for the holiday season, and I know any of you who have small children are getting asked repeatedly when they can put up the Christmas tree. 

If you're planning a shopping trip to the lake, come stay at one of our beautiful condos and we'll give you 30% off.  Hurry don't miss the opertunity!

Joke of the day:

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
      
      On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear--everything there was! Wow!
      
      Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola, and MandMs. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
      
      He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
      
      One eye opened. The wife said, "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

Monday, November 15, 2010

New Rentals

Looking for a new place!  Look no further, call Nikki today to set up a property showing in one of our many rentals.

Today looks like it's going to be spectacular, sunny with a high around 60. 

Jokes of the day:
Four-year-old Robert opened the big bible which had been in his family for years.  Absolutely fascinated, he flicked through the old pages.  Suddenly, something fell out of the bible. Robert picked up the object and looked at it.  What he saw was an old dry leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mum, look what I've found', the boy called out.' What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think I've found Adam's underwear!'

Friday, November 12, 2010

TGIF!

Well it's been pretty gloomy today, although a great time tonight to take advantage of a nice warm fireplace with that special someone.  Want to plan a last minute trip to the lake call Danielle and get 30% off any condo rental for the next week!

Joke of the day

Not Gonna Do It
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
“If you get in the car,” the driver says, “I’ll give you $10 and a piece of candy.”
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again. “How about $20 and two pieces of candy?”
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.
Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side of the road.
“OK,” he says, “this is my final offer. I’ll give you $50 and all the candy you can eat.”
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. “Look,” he says to the driver. “You bought this ugly station wagon when everyone else got cool SUVs, Dad, but that doesn’t mean I have to be seen riding in it!”.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

New Rentals Available!

2 Bedroom 2 Bath Condos with golf course view $650 a month and includes water, sewer, trash, & basic cable.  Call Nikki to set up an appointment.

Happy Thursday!

Well it looks like we're going to have another awesomely warm fall day here at Lake of the Ozarks.  There not much going on around town tonigth but this weekend don't forget Date Night at Seven Springs Winery the cost is $25 per person for a four course served dinner.  Call the winery for reservations and more information. Make it an extra special night with a condo rental call Danielle for a special Date Night rate!

Joke of the day:
A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” 
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped on him and then ambled away.
The battered lion hollered after the elephant, “Sheesh, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.”.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Wow! What wonderful fall weather

Good morning, and what a suprise there wasn't a coat needed.  It looks like this weeks weather is going to be fabulous!  Lets all try to get out and enjoy it while it lasts, before we know it the snow will be falling.   Come to the lake this weekend and get a special discount, call for details!

Joke of the day:
Little 2 1/2-year-old Kelli went with a neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. To demonstrate the process, the pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the “Host” (in this case, a piece of bread) he says: “God be with you.”

Apparently this made quite an impression on Kelli. She came home and told her mother to cup her hands and bend down. Kelli tore a piece of bread from her sandwich, placed it in her mother’s hands, and whispered, in her most angelic voice: “God will get you.”.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Burrrrr it's cold out!

Wow, it feels like fall this morning!  Today lets all get together and help the Sharing Food Bring Hope food drive Osage Beach Premium Outlets at Stocktons from 7p-11p.  What a great way to get ready for the holiday season that is quickly approaching. 

Joke of the day!

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Good morning!

Oh man, was I happy to not find frost on my car this morning!  It never fails when you're running late something gets in your way, but thank you Jesus today was not that day!  I hope that everyone had a wonderful Wednesday and tonight there is Dinner Theater at the Camden County Museum at 6 pm if you plan to attend this is what you can plan to enjoy.  Production of "Jewel Theives" by Norman Beim presented at 7pm following the 6pm Dinner.  Reservations Suggested $15 per person.  573-346-7191.

Minister: Do you know what's in the Bible?
Little Girl: Yes. I think I know everything that's in it.
Minister: You do? Tell me.
Little Girl: OK. There's a picture of my brother's girlfriend, a ticket from the dry cleaners, one of my curls, and a Pizza Hut coupon.

Hope you have a wonderfully blessed day!

Monday, November 1, 2010

What a chilly day!

Good afternoon, I hope that everyone had a spooktacular Halloween.  Today it's pretty cloudy here at the Lake of the Ozarks but it's not raining.  This week November 4 -6 there will be a dinner theater available to get more information please call 573-346-7191. 

Food for thought - If a dog has puppies on the side of a road is it still considered a litter?

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Halloween Weekend!

What a beautiful weekend for the kiddos to get all dressed up!  We hope that everyone has a safe and enjoyable weekend with lots of fun.  Here's a couple of things going on tonight and tomarrow.

Adult Halloween Party at Capt Ron's Join us for our 4th Annual Adult Costume Contest.  Music by Midwes't hottest band the FBombs.  Top prize is a trip to Vegas!!

Haunted Hayride every saturday in  october at Majestic Oaks Campground at dusk there is a hayride...last saturday of the month is a Haunted Hayride.

Kids Spooktacular at Captain Rons For the KIDS.  Spooktacular at Captain Rons on Halloween.  Bring the kids to trick or treat in a safe environment along treasure pass.

Friday, October 29, 2010

What's going on today!

Well we woke up to frost this mornign can't hardly believe it!  But the day turned out beautifully sun shining and not too bad temps.  Here's what's going on tonight.

Adult Halloween Party at El Capitan: Adult Costume Contest.  Music by the FBombs.  Prizes for best costume in mulitple categories.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Who turned off the heat?

Wow, what a shocker to walk outside this morning it hasn't been this chilly in a long time!  But the good news is that tomarrow should warm up at least hair.  There's not much going on tonight but this weekend the kiddo's and adults alike should all have fun dressing up and eating candy for Halloween.  Anyone out there have a really awesome costume?  If so post and let us know.

Joke of the day (provided by Jackie): What did the vegetable say at church?  Lettuce pray.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Another Beautiful Day!

What beautiful trees!  It's the perfect time to take a road trip and take in all the beautiful fall surroundings.  Today it's going to be in the low 70's and mostly sunny, how great is that!

Joke of the day (provided by Jackie): What did the dentist say to the marching band?  Here's a tuba toothepaste!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Hello Monday!

It's the start of another spectacular week here at Lake of the Ozarks, the weather is going to be beautiful today with a high of 80.  I hope everyone's weekend was great and that you all got some well needed rest!  If you want to plan a weekend trip just call our office and we'll get you a great deal on a condo.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Happy Saturday!

What a great day thus far!  The temp is wonderful and it's not raining, time to enjoy the weekend.  There are a few things going on today that we posted about yesterday.  As far as what to do tomorrow there's not much going on so head to church, maybe at FFC and start your day off right!

Friday, October 22, 2010

This weekends events!

Good afternoon everyone! There's not much going on today but tomorrow there are few different options. 

First Oktoberfest at Michael's Steak Chalet from 11am to close featuring live music, food samples, and drink specials.  Wine garden open with wine tasting/ barrel making with Cooper Oak Winery.

Second: Fall Fest At Cannon Smoked Saloon from 2p-5p fun for the entire family featuring live music, bobbing for apples, face painting, pony & Clydesdale rides, card tricks and more.

Joke of the Day! How do angels greet each other?

They say, Halo.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

What a beautiful day!

We are proud to now be blogging.  It's a beautiful day here in Lake of the Ozarks, the sun is shining and the trees are changing.  Come stay for the weekend and enjoy the beautiful fall colors!  Mention this blog and receie a special discount.  We are making several other changes and are welcome to any suggestions that you may have.  Let us know what you want to hear about!