Wednesday, December 15, 2010

How Exciting!

Christmas is next week and it's going to snow and ice today!  Everyone make sure that you are prepared with lots of food and plenty of ice melt. 

Joke of the day!
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

Answer... "They're Carol's."

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