Thursday, November 11, 2010

Happy Thursday!

Well it looks like we're going to have another awesomely warm fall day here at Lake of the Ozarks.  There not much going on around town tonigth but this weekend don't forget Date Night at Seven Springs Winery the cost is $25 per person for a four course served dinner.  Call the winery for reservations and more information. Make it an extra special night with a condo rental call Danielle for a special Date Night rate!

Joke of the day:
A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” 
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped on him and then ambled away.
The battered lion hollered after the elephant, “Sheesh, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.”.

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